Apr 082012
 

Jenna Talackova - Miss Universe Canada contestant

Karen Dior (right) as Miss Artiphys in XENA:WARRIOR PRINCESS Episode #35.

Beauty competitions were held on Lesbos in the time of Sappho (circa 650 B.C.). During the Heraea, there was Kallistea, a beauty contest. It is mentioned briefly in SAPPHO OF LESBOS: HER LIFE AND TIMES, published in 1932 by Arthur Edward Pearse Brome Weigall. The book is now out of print, but is available from Google Books. (Several used copies are for sale on Amazon.)

In HERE SHE COMES, MISS AMPHIPOLIS (Xena Episode #35), one of the contestants is Miss Artiphys, a cross-dresser played by the late Karen Dior, who was born Geoffrey Gann. Miss Artiphys wins the competition with Xena’s help and becomes Miss Known World.

The Heraea also included the only regular athletic competition for women outside of Sparta, a foot race. And while the men competed in the Olympics naked, the women wore a Doric chiton which was a costume usually worn by men doing heavy labour. The garment came to slightly above the knee and bared the right shoulder and breast. It was often worn with a belt.

Cory Everson as Atalanta in HERCULES TLJ. Women were not permitted in javelin competitions.

Simone Kessell as Miss Messini

The beginning of the Olympic Games is portrayed, perhaps less than accurately, in Episode #29 of HERCULES THE LEGENDARY JOURNEYS (Let the Games Begin). Not only were the women of Ancient Greece not allowed to compete with men, they were not allowed to watch the men compete (on penalty of being tossed off of a cliff). The costume worn by Cory Everson in the role of Atalanta would never have been permitted. Sparta was the exception. The women of Sparta were allowed to compete in Olympic events, and in gymnopaedia, the Spartan festival of naked youth.

(Atalanta was, in Greek myth, abandoned in the woods as an infant and raised by a female bear as one of its cubs. Eventually, she was found by hunters and became an accomplished spear-thrower and bowman (bow-woman?) and a very fast runner. Meleager, who also turns up in Xena, killed the Calydonian Boar only after it was first wounded by Atalanta.)

But in Arcadia, which was more likely the scene of Xena’s fictitious Miss Known World Pageant, beauty contests were associated with the Elusinian Mysteries and Demeter. The contestants were referred to as “gold-bearing”, probably in reference to the presumed value of their offspring. Given the politics of that area at the time, it is reasonably plausible that a pageant might have been used as a diplomatic vehicle to avoid conflict.

The virgin Genia (Katie Stuart), about to be tossed off a cliff in the Xena episode MANY HAPPY RETURNS

The Eleans (the people who held the Olympic Games) also held beauty pageants for men, in honour of Athena. The winning man received a suit of armour and a myrtle wreath. According to Athenaeus, the men’s contests were also celebrated on the islands of Lesbos and Tenedos (now Bozcaada).

Jenna Talackova was recently dismissed from the Miss Universe Canada Pageant because she was born a man. After receiving several petitions requesting her reinstatement, the organization tentatively reversed their position, saying: “The Miss Universe Organization will allow Jenna Talackova to compete in the 2012 Miss Universe Canada pageant provided she meets the legal gender recognition requirements of Canada, and the standards established by other international competitions.”
This reminded me of Xena episode #35 and prompted the preceding article.

Sep 202011
 

As of one minute after midnight on 20 September 2011, gays and lesbians are no longer discriminated against by the United States military. The us joins 42 other progressive nations that allow gays to serve, including Israel, Japan, Russia (!), and almost all of Europe.

In most of the United States, gays and lesbians are still second-class citizens. We can marry in only six states. Employers can legally fire people for being gay. There is still a long way to go.

But the end of DADT is an important event in ending discrimination against LGBT people. We have President Obama to thank for this, and we owe him our continued support.

Sep 132011
 

Sarah Michelle Gellar on the beach in RINGER

Ignore the triskaidekaphobes, Tuesday the 13th is turning out to be a pretty good day. Sarah Michelle Gellar‘s new show RINGER premieres on the CW at 8pm. Jane Espenson‘s new webseries HUSBANDS launches. And, in the US, Laura Marling‘s new album, A CREATURE I DON’T KNOW is released.

I’m not sure which of those is most important.

Sean Hemeon and Cheeks are HUSBANDS

Espenson’s webseries stars Alessandra Torresani, Cheeks, and Sean Hemeon. It is about newlyweds who happen to both be of the same sex.

The British just do music better. Just to name a few recent examples: Lily Allen, Laura Marling, Joanna Newsom, and the late Amy Winehouse. Not sure why, but the Brits do music better. All sorts of it. So the new Marling album is an exciting event. Sort of like what a new Bob Dylan record was like, say, 35 years ago.

Zoey Deutch as Juliet, Siobhan's stepdaughter, in Episode One of RINGER. No idea who the guy is.

Then there’s RINGER. Look, it’s the CW. I don’t expect high art. But Gellar is one of the best actors in the US, and, while I’d certainly rather see her in a serious film by a major director, one has to take what’s available. RINGER has a great cast (including Ioan Gruffudd, Tara Summers, and Zoey Deutch) and should be way better than most of the stuff currently on American television, especially on the broadcast networks.

Why doesn’t Tara Summers have a website?

Sep 052011
 

The new webseries HUSBANDS, which is written by Jane Espenson (writer of much of Buffy, Caprica, and Battlestar), and stars Alessandra Torresani, Cheeks (Brad Bell), and Sean Hemeon, describes itself this way:

“For too long, newlywed comedy has been defined as a comedy between one man and one woman. Husbands is a story with a classic premise, as told in a marriage-equalized world”

It’s about time. Here is the trailer: